Hey everyone. A few things today:

1) I missed last week’s post because I was down in the Big Easy showing my breasts for plastic beads shaped like pot leaves. Much props to N’Orleans for its drive-thru daiquiris, crawfish etouffee, and street-corner brass bands. But mostly, thank you for all the beautiful hip-hop of the Dirty South. I haven’t heard that much No Limit since the Master P episode of “Cribs.” Plus, I heard one of my favorite hip-hop jams that NEVER gets any play in NYC:

Da Entourage – Da Bunny Hop Da Entourage – Da Bunny Hop

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2) Whadda party on Saturday! Thanks for coming and putting up with this:

C&C Music Factory – Gonna Make You Sweat (Everybody Dance Now) C&C Music Factory - Gonna Make You Sweat (Everybody Dance Now)

Miley Cyrus – Party in the USA Miley Cyrus - Party in the USA

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3) I’m keeping this post brief since I know y’all have maaaaad chat-rouletting to do. I ate at two restaurants this weekend where the people at the next table were laughing about chat-roulette experiences. Wow. This thing is a serious social phenomenon. Like pogs, but creepier. Here’s a list of my top 5 songs to chat-roulette to:

Q Lazarus – Goodbye Horses Q Lazarus – Goodbye Horses (for maximum creep factor)

George Michael – I Want Your Sex George Michael – I Want Your Sex (if jerking off is ur thang)

Bone Thugs-N-Harmony – Bud Smokers Only Bone Thugs-N-Harmony – Bud Smokers Only (for the dudes ripping bongs)

MGMT – Time to Pretend MGMT – Time To Pretend (for dorm room bros juz chillin)

Miley Cyrus – Party in the USA Miley Cyrus – Party in the USA (perfect for all occasions)

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