This week I drop all pretense of being this bearded cat and reveal my true identity!

Or at least some scraps of it, such as:

I am from the greatest city on earth and I have the music video to prove it.

It is my dream (nightmare!) to design a fashion show such as this.

Sorry…did we already discuss how Osama Bin Laden’s son is goth?

I thought my job was boring, but at least I’m not the President of the United States of America. (Yet.)

I am both nauseated and tempted by this Crockpot-diet. Crockpot – not crackpot.

That’s all, princesses… you’ll never guess my name.